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sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
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teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
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[video]
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killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
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perfectttt
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What an excellent, succinct representation of that.
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call my dick gatsby bc its great
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